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Posted on 14th Sep at 2:49 PM, with 576,844 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:48 PM, with 658,493 notes

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:45 PM, with 290,015 notes

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:45 PM, with 308,409 notes

ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:44 PM, with 14,380 notes

klavierr:

py-bun:

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bishck ifunut

IMLAUGHINGSOHARD.

ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:43 PM, with 36,968 notes
kanyes-wife:

fullten:

myfriendsneedtounfollowme:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

why are people so stupid?!?!?

dating really shouldn’t feel like walking through a land mine field, but it really fucking does 


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kanyes-wife:

fullten:

myfriendsneedtounfollowme:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”

STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

why are people so stupid?!?!?

dating really shouldn’t feel like walking through a land mine field, but it really fucking does 

Block him

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:43 PM, with 174,712 notes

thor-n-cap:

youarewortheverything:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

seriously though. 

how about a mix of the two “if its meant to be, its up to me”

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:43 PM, with 20,305 notes

ky-lan:

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

not with that attitude

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