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Posted on 16th Apr at 2:01 PM, with 1,649 notes

deepthroatodile:

swellower:

let it g

et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:01 PM, with 3,927 notes

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:00 PM, with 162 notes
omgbuglen:

godotal:

Arcade Fire

It’s just a reflektor.
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omgbuglen:

godotal:

Arcade Fire

It’s just a reflektor.

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:00 PM, with 460,641 notes
lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:00 PM, with 194,007 notes
annieandfinnickodair:

breakmefromtheinside:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

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annieandfinnickodair:

breakmefromtheinside:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

Only for that comment

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:00 PM, with 415,991 notes
"LOOK AT THE DOG"
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)
Posted on 16th Apr at 2:00 PM, with 235,651 notes

socalchubbybear:

firefaeshollow:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

the fiercest of the beasts

All the MEOWS!

Posted on 16th Apr at 1:59 PM, with 412,785 notes

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

Posted on 16th Apr at 1:59 PM, with 347,184 notes

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

Posted on 16th Apr at 1:58 PM, with 36,957 notes

shutupaubrey:

don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

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